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显示器说:偶好惨啊,每天给人看。

键盘说:偶更惨呢,每天给人打。

鼠标说:偶才惨呢,每天给人摸。

机箱说:你们有偶惨吗?每天给人按肚脐眼。

光驱说:偶好惨,每天给人插。

软驱说:偶更惨,现在都没人插偶了。

优盘说:谁有偶惨?这边插完就去那边插,一不小心还要被感染。

主板说:不要以为偶被很多东西插会很爽,其实偶最惨,他们插进来后一般就都不动了,那叫一个难受啊。

声卡说:偶插上主板不动不说还得整天叫。

插头转换器说:你们都表说了!唉!偶前面在插别人,后面还要被人插,看看哪个谁惨啊

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