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人啊,都不讲实话:

说股票是毒品,都在玩;

说金钱是罪恶之源,都在捞;

说美女是祸水,都想要;

说高处不胜寒,都在爬;

说烟酒伤身体,就不戒;

说天堂最美好,都不去!!!

当今社会,穷吃肉,富吃虾,领导干部吃王八;

男想高,女想瘦,

狗穿衣裳人露肉;

过去把第一次留给丈夫

现在把第一胎留给丈夫;

乡下早晨鸡叫人

城里晚上人叫鸡;

旧社会戏子卖艺不卖身,

新社会演员卖身不卖艺

工资真的要涨了

心里更加爱党了

能给孩子奖赏了

见到老婆敢嚷了

敢尝海鲜鹅掌了

闲时能逛商场了

遇见美女心痒了

结果物价又涨了

一切都他妈白想了

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