[转贴] 航空笑话

[S-22]

1. Aerial Photos（航空摄影）

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.

一个杂志的摄影师被指派去拍摄森林火灾。他被告知，一架小型飞机等着他，将会带他飞越火场

The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.

摄影师在日落前一小时，到达了预定的机场。如愿的，一架赛斯纳小型飞机在那里等待着，他跳上去，说到“咱们出发吧！”于是坐在飞行员坐位的人摇摇晃晃顶风起飞了。

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures."

摄影师对这个人说“飞到火场的北面，在那里低空穿梭几次。“ ”为什么？“紧张的飞行员问道。”因为我是摄影师，我要拍照！“摄影师喊道。

The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

飞行员大惊：”你是说，你根本不是飞行教官？！“

CONTROLLER : Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two houres ago?

PILOT : Negativ, Sir.Itïs only the same pilot.

空管员：小鹰20，你是2小时前紧急呼叫的那架飞机吗？”

飞行员：不是，先生，只是同一个飞行员而已。“

TOWER: PH-ABC, check you have the gear down?

PILOT: Sir, it has been down since this aircraft was built.

塔台：PH-ABC请确认你的起落架放下了吗？

飞行员：先生，这架飞机的起落架自出厂一来就没收起来过。（原来是固定起落架）

PILOT: Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push back, please.

飞行员：早上好，法兰克福塔台，KLM 242请求滑出停机位置，准备起飞

GROUND: KLM 242 expect start up in two hours.

塔台：KLM 242，你们的起飞预计延误2小时。

PILOT: Please confirm, two hours delay?

飞行员：确认是延迟2小时吗？

GROUND: Affirmative.

塔台：确认

PILOT: In that case, cancel the good morning!

飞行员：那样的话，我收回早上好那句话

PILOT: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

塔台，我是赛斯纳 12345，学员驾驶，我没油了

TOWER: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"

塔台：收到，赛斯纳12345，降低你的空速，最大限度滑翔，你的视野中有任何机场吗？

PILOT: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

飞行员：呃。。。。塔台，我在南停机坪，我只想知道加油车在哪里。

A decade ago or so I was in the back seat of a motor-glider being flown to a local airport for some repair work on a noisy muffler.

十来年前，我坐在一个动力滑翔机的后座位去一个本地的机场。

Control: You're unreadable, say again.

航管：我听不清你说什么，请重复“

Us: I've turned off the engine, is that better?

我们：我现在把发动机关了，好点了吗？

Control: L..o..n..g , very l..o..n..g pause.

航管：长久的沉默，估计是崩溃了。。。。

[ufo]

幸好有中文

[Jia77]

摄影师对这个人说“飞到火场的北面，在那里低空穿梭几次。“ ”为什么？“紧张的飞行员问道。”因为我是摄影师，我要拍照！“摄影师喊道。

The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

飞行员大惊：”你是说，你根本不是飞行教官？！“

PILOT: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

塔台，我是赛斯纳 12345，学员驾驶，我没油了

TOWER: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"

塔台：收到，赛斯纳12345，降低你的空速，最大限度滑翔，你的视野中有任何机场吗？

PILOT: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

飞行员：呃。。。。塔台，我在南停机坪，我只想知道加油车在哪里。

哈哈哈 这两个最逗

[ufo]

哈哈,塔台全体该吐血了~~~~~~