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帥哥微笑---> 阳光

丑男微笑--->猥琐

帥哥对自己微笑--->开心

丑男对自己微笑--->变态

帥哥留须 --->不羁

丑男留须--->不修边幅

帥哥看书--->斯文

丑男看书 --->书呆子

帥哥做运动--->活力

丑男做运动--->减肥

帥哥睡着了--->可爱

丑男睡着了--->懒惰

帥哥口甜舌滑 --->风趣

丑男口甜舌滑--->流氓

帥哥一言不发--->冷酷

丑男一言不发--->自闭

帥哥对女士礼让--->风度

丑男对女士礼让--->不安好心眼

帥哥耍温柔--->体贴

丑男耍温柔--->娘娘腔

帥哥装豪迈--->男人味

丑男装豪迈--->粗汉一名

帥哥的头发被风吹起--->潇洒

丑男的头发被风吹起--->头皮屑别飘过来!

帥哥拒绝了自己--->感到惋惜

丑男拒绝了自己--->自闭男

帥哥放了个屁-- →一定是旁边那个丑男干的!

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