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非常极品笑话:用“乳”字造句


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一小学老师在和学生解释“乳”字的含义:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鸽、乳猪等,要求小明用乳字造句。

小明:因为现在房价太高了,所以我家只能买得起50平方米的乳房。

老师汗,说:再造一个

小明:我年纪太小,连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去。

老师大汗:说再造一个

小明挠了挠头:老师,我真的想不出来了,我的乳头都快想破了。

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