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据最新消息,北京某疯人院的围墙在今天的地震中倒塌,有6名患者从院中走失。

该6名患者或喜自言自语、或喜女扮男装、或喜头顶痰盂以屁对人,或喜自称为救世主尼奥、或喜自诩为神医包治百病、或喜将他人财物当作破烂捡走等等。。。。。但均无暴力倾向,请大家放心。

这6名患者的照片已在本贴发布,如有发现者,请拨打120找一穿拖鞋的男人。。。。。

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另据可靠消息:由于2006-07-04 11:56 发生在我国河北文安地区的 5.1 级地震导致一特护幼儿园出现暂时的秩序失控;期间有一自认为是咸蛋超人喜欢穿开裆裤且一贯秉性玩劣的小朋友趁乱逃学至今未归,如有知其下落者请速与幼儿园长7788 取得联系,联系电话:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX,不胜感激

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